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  Relationship:
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      Kunimi_Akira/Ushijima_Wakatoshi, Kai_Nobuyuki/Shibayama_Yuuki, Kyoutani
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      Published: 2017-03-10 Updated: 2017-11-16 Chapters: 15/? Words: 12263
****** We, the Forgotten Ones ******
by GrimoireOfPotato
Summary
     twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following
     Kindaichi around, what was his name again?
     Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit
     fUCKunagq: P A N I N I
     KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick
     kindaichi
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
***** Chapter 1 *****
< Back
 
                           the forgotten ones united
===============================================================================
 
kazushitoNARUTO has added eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA, KunimemeSHakira, Kindaichi,
DeathNoteWatari, kai, yoOky, and fUCKunagq to the chatroom.
 
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Narita what is this
 
Kindaichi: what does the name mean by “forgotten ones”???
 
kazushitoNARUTO: oh come on don't tell me u guys haven't noticed it
 
fUCKunagq: noticed what
 
KunimemeSHakira: who is this??
 
fUCKunagq: ?? u don't know me?? it's me, shohei fukunaga from Nekoma
 
Kindaichi: …
 
Kindaichi: who now
 
kazushitoNARUTO: SEE
 
kazushitoNARUTO: RIGHT THERE DID U SEE THAT
 
DeathNoteWatari: c wut?
 
kai: I do not understand what is going on right now
 
yoOky: who r u again?
 
kai: It is me, the vice captain of Nekoma
 
kai: Nobuyuki Kai
 
fUCKunagq: we had a vice captain???
 
Kindaichi: Am very confuse??? What df is these people??
 
kazushitoNARUTO: oh my god r u ppl deaf? What I'm talking about is screaming
right in ur ear!!
 
KunimemeSHakira: that would explain the deafness
 
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: it's too dark tho I can't hear u
 
DeathNoteWatari: lmao
 
kazushitoNARUTO: sigh
 
kazushitoNARUTO: kk fine I'll get to tha point
 
kazushitoNARUTO: rnt u guys sick and tired of being the background characters
all the time
 
Kindaichi: now u sound like some sort of commercial guy
 
kazushitoNARUTO: wiLl u ish for fIVE sedoncs
 
KunimemeSHakira: 1
 
KunimemeSHakira: 2
 
KunimemeSHakira: 3
 
KunimemeSHakira: 4
 
KunimemeSHakira: 5
 
KunimemeSHakira: ok now what
 
kazushitoNARUTO: FFS
 
kazushitoNARUTO: this chat is for us unpopular ppl in our volleyball teams!!
 
kazushitoNARUTO: so we can share our troubles and pain together!!!
 
Kindaichi: exccusw me? y m I here then??
 
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: tbh narita I can kinda see where ur coming from
 
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: to tell ppl they're unpopular is kinda mean tho lol
 
kai: I will have you know that I am the vice captain of my team. I assure you I
am not ‘unpopular.’
 
yoOky: wait which team r u on again
 
kai: Nekoma. You?
 
yoOky: bR O
 
DeathNoteWatari: SNORT
 
KunimemeSHakira: wait who are u
 
DeathNoteWatari: EH?!
 
DeathNoteWatari: Y U DONT REMEMBER ME??
 
DeathNoteWatari: seijoh’s libero?? watari shinji?? eh?? eh???
 
Kindaichi: we had a libero?
 
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh dear
***** no *****
Chapter Summary
     doge has left the chatroom.
     Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
     doge: DTOP
     Kindaichi: no
     doge: R U RETARDED
     Kindaichi: no
     doge: STOP SAYING NO
     Kindaichi: no
     doge: thaTS IT IM KICKIN UR ASS AT SCHOOL TOMORROW GET PREAPRED FOR A
     DESK IN YO ASSHO
     Kindaichi: nO
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                           the forgotten ones united
===============================================================================
Kindaichi has added doge and pepe to the chatroom.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ?? Kindaich who r these ppl??
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge: fFS U WANT A FOOT UP UR ASS U SHALLOT
Kindaichi: no
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge: DTOP
Kindaichi: no
doge: R U RETARDED
Kindaichi: no
doge: STOP SAYING NO
Kindaichi: no
doge: thaTS IT IM KICKIN UR ASS AT SCHOOL TOMORROW GET PREAPRED FOR A DESK IN
YO ASSHO
Kindaichi: nO
pepe: lol do it it'll be funny
Kindaichi: NO
KunimemeSHakira: I'll bring the popcorn
Kindaichi: nOoOoOOOoO
pepe: and I'll have my cell at the ready
KunimemeSHakira: To call 119?
pepe: no to take pictures lol
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
doge has left the chatroom.
Kindaichi has added doge to the chatroom.
doge: KUNIMI TELL ME KINDAICHIS DEEPEST DIRTIEST SECRET
KunimemeSHakira: Ohohoh you've come to the right guy
Kindaichi: nO
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: no
KunimemeSHakira: You see, much like many other little boys and girls his age,
he's got a crush on  someone. He has for about maybe 3-4 years now?
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: mo
Kindaichi: *no
KunimemeSHakira: In fact, I'd dare say it's love.
KunimemeSHakira: Perhaps, o b s s e s s i o n .
Kindaichi: no
Kindaichi: Kunimi u piece of shit
pepe: HO HE TRIGERD
Kindaichi: Kunimi I swear to father theresa u piece of shit if u tell I'm going
to shove kyoutani up ur asshole
KunimemeSHakira: ...
KunimemeSHakira: It's Kageyama from Karasuno
Kindaichi has left the chatroom.
doge has added Kindaichi to the chatroom.
***** Chapter 3 *****
< Back
                           the forgotten ones united
===============================================================================
                                        
pepe: heyyyy kindaichi look at what I got
pepe has sent a picture.
pepe has sent a picture.
pepe has sent a picture.
Kindaichi: cOULD YOU FUCK OFF
Kindaichi: since when did I ever say I actually had a ctusj ib kqfeysma snuwsys
DeathNoteWatari: Japanese please??
pepe: ur wecome
Kindaichi: I don't want weird ass pictures of the guy I hate ok stOp
KunimemeSHakira: ...said the gay shallot, as he eagerly printed out the picture
to stick it on the ceiling above his bed.
Kindaichi: kunimi just stfu
kai: I can smell the homosexuality through the screen
KunimemeSHakira: Oh yeah and btw before Kindaichi can try and use it against me
I'm gay for Ushijima Wakatoshi from Shiratorizawa I bought all the magazines
featuring him
KunimemeSHakira: Ok who wants to step out of the closet next
pepe: I'm fucking Kyoutani
doge: no ur not
pepe: yes I am
doge: everyone knows ur bottom bitch
pepe: Oh plz u def liked it when I pushed you against the wall that one time
DeathNoteWatari: Oh heyyyy I remember that :D
pepe: ur totally a bottom
doge: that's not what the condoms in my trash can are saying
pepe: Yeah, because they're saying I top biatch
doge: maybe in ur dreams but not reality
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, I might as well step up and say I may or may not have
my attention on a guy in my volleyball team. ^///^’
kazushitoNARUTO: :000 WHO IT B
kazushitoNARUTO: I swear I won't tell
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: That'll be ten million yen, please.
kazushitoNARUTO: COME ONNN PLZZZ
yoOky: I'd hate to be a bother, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't curious as
well ó3ó
kai: I don’t have any love interests in particular, but I do know that my
tastes lie in the male sex.
fUCKunagq: well since everyone is saying it I might as well say I like dick too
lol
DeathNoteWatari: Am I the only straight one here?? ! - !
KunimemeSHakira: Stop being in the closet it'll be easier for everyone
including yourself
DeathNoteWatari: But I'm not ;;;;-;;;;
pepe: looks like we got a closet case over here you guys
DeathNoteWatari: I'm leaving :-:
DeathNoteWatari has left the chatroom.
…
DeathNoteWatari has joined the chatroom.
DeathNoteWatari: Nobody’s gonna add me back in?? :’(
pepe: oh, right, u exist
pepe: I almost forgot
DeathNoteWatari: D::::
Kindaichi has left the chatroom.
KunimemeSHakira has added Kindaichi to the chatroom.
KunimemeSHakira: nice try
Kindaichi: I fucking hate you all
Kindaichi: Btw yahaba whERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THESE PICTURES?!
pepe: Ohohoh u wanna know the source eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kindaichi: yeah I do, he's at least half naked in every single one who the fuck
is taking these
Kindaichi: thats illegal and a violation of his privacy it's not cool so
whoevers taking them should umm idk sTOP??
yoOky: man, I wish I had an overprotective wannabe boyfriend
Kindaichi: I am nOT overprotective and I don't waNt to be his boyfriend
kai: As vice-captain, I will take responsibility and find you someone,
Shibayama
yoOky: SENPAI ( T∀T )
pepe: aww so cute
Kindaichi: we’re not done here fucker
pepe: sigh
pepe: well arighty then if u insist
pepe has added SPAAAAAAEEEEEC to the chatroom.
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: yohoo yahaba chan
pepe: hello Oikawa senpai
Kindaichi: OIKAWA SAN?!
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ohh Kindaichi chan ur here too!!
Kindaichi: orbsyejekrj
Kindaichi: kwotieynagehw
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: eh? japanese please
Kindaichi: YOURE THE ONE WITH TE PICTURES???!
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ??
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ohhhh u mean the ones of tobio chan?
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: im such a master photographer aren't I.
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC has sent a photo.
Kindaichi: but like
Kindaichi: WHY
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ?? because he's adorable I want to squeeze him
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: and btw did u know that when u want to squeeze something
because it's adorable it's actually ur human nature telling u to kill it
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: because there's only room for one cute thing in this world and
that cute thing is me *^_^*
Kindaichi: …-_-
Kindaichi has added Iwaizumi to the chatroom.
Iwaizumi: SHITTYKAWA YOU TRASH WHAT WERE U DOING
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: ehhhh?! why, nothing at all my precious iwa chan!
fUCKunagq: it seems we’re being outshone in a group chat for people that are
usually outshone
Iwaizumi: Ah, sorry for the intrusion. Thanks for telling me about this,
Kindaichi. I'll be sure to deal with this.
SPAAAAAAEEEEEC: Kindaichi chan u traitor!! T^T
Iwaizumi has kicked SPAAAAAAEEEEEC out of the chatroom.
Iwaizumi has left the chatroom.
yoOky: There’s quite a bit of drama going on in Seijoh’s team, huh…? ^ ^’
DeathNoteWatari: and all because kindaichi couldn't stand to see his bae being
looked upon by another guy
DeathNoteWatari: such a man, kindaichi!(＾ｰ^) they all grow up so fast
pepe: btw I top kyou
doge: fFS
***** Chapter 4 *****
Chapter Summary
     KunimemeSHakira: he's so fucking hot let him fuck me
     Kindaichi: In your dreams maybe u nasty thirsty hoe
     KunimemeSHakira: gurl u know im a hella lot more than nasty and
     thirsty give me better insults
     Kindaichi: u ass sniffing std ridden hoebag
     fUCKunagq: u body pillow-fucking fangirl with too much free time
     kazushitoNARUTO: u udder licking cow fucker
     pepe: u may be in school, but you'll need to do better to get
     yourself some *** c l a s s ***
     doge: Big words from a plastic Barbie bitch
KunimemeSHakira: shoutout to tendou san
KunimemeSHakira: he personally requested a selfie from ushiwaka to send to me
and now we're bros
KunimemeSHakira has sent a picture.
KunimemeSHakira: he's so fucking hot let him fuck me
Kindaichi: In your dreams maybe u nasty thirsty hoe
KunimemeSHakira: gurl u know im a hella lot more than nasty and thirsty give me
better insults
Kindaichi: u ass sniffing std ridden hoebag
fUCKunagq: u body pillow-fucking fangirl with too much free time
kazushitoNARUTO: u udder licking cow fucker
pepe: u may be in school, but you'll need to do better to get yourself some ***
c l a s s ***
doge: Big words from a plastic Barbie bitch
pepe: umm honey don't even get me started on that hair
Kindaichi: ok ok lets not let things get out of hand
KunimemeSHakira: hey kyoutani yahaba sent me a picture of u sleeping
KunimemeSHakira has sent a picture.
KunimemeSHakira: so yahaba does top lol
doge: fuck off that was only one time. I just took pity on the bastard
pepe: lololol ur just a stubborn lil bitch
doge: skank
pepe: slut
doge: voluntary bukkake victim
pepe: twink weenie
Kindaichi: things are getting out of hand you all need to breathe for a second
and chill
doge has sent a video
Kindaichi: no kyoutani not that kind of breathing ffs
KunimemeSHakira: let them fight some more they'll get over it eventually
KunimemeSHakira: besides these insults are much funner than thirsty and nasty
pepe: lol u breathe like that ass up in bed too
Kindaichi: do you want me to call Iwaizumi san in again or
kai: Honestly? Please do…
doge: don't even try making shit up u bitch
DeathNoteWatari: noooooooo, let them fight to the death!!!
pepe: lol making stuff up? hypocrite alert
Kindaichi has added Iwaizumi to the chatroom.
doge: bottom in denial
pepe: i kno u r but what am i
doge: I watched u shove peanuts up ur ass
pepe: yes anything but ur bite sized dick lol
Iwaizumi: …yeah, I think I've seen enough. Thanks for telling me about this,
Kindaichi.
pepe: oh shit
doge has left the chatroom.
Iwaizumi has added doge to the chatroom.
Iwaizumi: Kyoutani. Yahaba. You two will be doing two times
Iwaizumi: No, three times your usual training exercises.
Iwaizumi: I expect to see you two at both morning and afternoon practice
tomorrow.
Iwaizumi has left the chatroom.
doge: …
pepe: ...
KunimemeSHakira: …
DeathNoteWatari: …
yoOky: …
fUCKunagq: …
kai: ??? Why are you all doing that?
doge: NICE FUCKINGN GOING U TURNIP HEAD
Kindaichi: t( ._. t) I told u two to chill
pepe: so u had to tattle to Iwaizumi san about it?!!
Kindaichi: yeah
Kindaichi: see u lil shits at practice lol
Kindaichi is offline.
doge: HEY DONT FUCKING LEAVE THE CHAT U FUCKING BICH
doge: IM GOING TO FUCK UP UR FACE SO BAD U’D BE UNRECOGNIZABLE EVEN TO THAT
SETTER SLUT U HAVE A CRUSH ON
KunimemeSHakira: snORT
KunimemeSHakira: ur so fucking mad
KunimemeSHakira: want me to send u his address?
doge: fucking send me that shit I'm going to climb up his drainpipes
pepe: I hope u like falling lol
KunimemeSHakira has sent a location.
doge: k im gonna kill that binch brb
…….
doge has sent a picture.
doge: ok how do I get in this place
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: If you look close enough you can see Kindaichi flipping you
off from the window 0-0’
doge: perfect now I don't need to search for his room
fUCKunagq: lol rifp shallot bro
yoOky: Uh...should we help him…? =^=’
KunimemeSHakira: oh sure
KunimemeSHakira: hey mad dog, his parent's window lock is broken and neither of
them are at home at this time
doge: k
yoOky: that's not what I meant! I meant we should help Kindaichi so he doesn't
die! (о´A`о)
kai: Should I go call the ambulance in advance?
kazushitoNARUTO: ppppprrrrrrobably
***** Chapter 5 *****
Chapter Summary
     Kindaichi has some pent up shit.
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                           the forgotten ones united
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doge: god fucking damn it the fucker ducking locked himself in the fucking
closet
KunimemeSHakira: lol
kai: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
pepe: did u just say ducking
doge: fuck you
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I believe it may be a case of both ovo’
kazushitoNARUTO: well shit sure has gotten intense huh
fUCKunagq: this group chat was a fatal mistake
kazushitoNARUTO: shut the fuck up shohei this has been nothing but a stroke of
genius on my part
kazushitoNARUTO: i am a fuckinf genius I tell u
KunimemeSHakira: well I know a certain genius who fucked up volleyball for me
and Kindaichi big time
KunimemeSHakira: we had to get volleyball therapy from Oikawa senpai of all
people
pepe: jesus
pepe: is volleyball therapy even a thing
KunimemeSHakira: probably not
Kindaichi is online.
Kindaichi: can you guys get this fucktard to go away before I call the police
on him for breaking and entering
Kindaichi: he is legit probably going to go to jail for it
Kindaichi: and I don't want to have to do that, but I will
doge: whatever fuck you
doge: you win today but if you fuck with me oNE MORE TIME
doge: im getting Kageyama involved
pepe: wow this is just like a drama im so entertained
DeathNoteWatari: I legit have popcorn over here
DeathNoteWatari has sent a picture
yoOky: why is seijoh suddenly taking over the chat?? ( ´A｀)
kai: Because although I question their sanity, they are no doubt entertaining
to watch.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: they're the only ones with actual issues that aren't
volleyball, anyways
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: like for example Yahaba and kyoutani’s top-or-bottom complex
fUCKunagq: and kindaichi being in denial
KunimemeSHakira: lol
Kindaichi: yeah, don't forget to mention kunimi’s unorthodox boner for
Shiratorizawa’s ace
KunimemeSHakira: I have no shame but you on the other hand
yoOky: gee, it's hard to imagine you guys being a solid, functional team
despite how good you are at volleyball
KunimemeSHakira: u wanna know our secret?
KunimemeSHakira: Iwaizumi senpai
KunimemeSHakira: he's literally the only truly sane one
DeathNoteWatari: wait, why wasn't I mentioned :(
DeathNoteWatari: u guys forget I exist all the time isn't that a legit issue
kai: No.
KunimemeSHakira: no
Kindaichi: no
doge: STOP SAYING NO
pepe: triggered friendly dog
yoOky: I wouldn't say friendly so much as slightly rabid… ( o . o’ )
kai: Slightly rabid is quite the understatement.
fUCKunagq: id say he's mad
fUCKunagq: a very mad dog
pepe: lol that's what oikawa calls him
doge has sent a picture.
KunimemeSHakira: woah mad dog uses angry memes
DeathNoteWatari: shit I had no idea he was this advanced
pepe: color even me impressed
doge: I wish I could put how much I hate you all with a burning passion into
words
kazushitoNARUTO: aww that's so sweet
kazushitoNARUTO: that reminds me of one of our own first years
Kindaichi: who, you mean that tall blonde asshole with the glasses?
KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi he's shorter than you
DeathNoteWatari: yeah he's like a titan
DeathNoteWatari: but you're the colossal titan
doge: his hair probably adds like ten inches to his height
pepe: honestly? I actually find myself agreeing with the friendly dog
Kindaichi: You're just mad because I'm the tallest guy in the team and you're
the shortest
doge: well at least I don't need height to deliver strong spikes
doge: all ur good for is blocking spikes with ur ugly face
Kindaichi: First of all *you're
Kindaichi: Second of all im too tall for any spike to hit my face
Kindaichi: Third of all I have enough arm strength to rip your head clean off
of your body
KunimemeSHakira: woah
yoOky: this conversation has suddenly turned dark o.O
Kindaichi: so even if you were to turn back and climb up to my room to kill me
right now
Kindaichi: I would have no qualms with turning you into a fucking meat effigy
doge: …
KunimemeSHakira: …
pepe: …
kai: …
fUCKunagq: …
kazushitoNARUTO: …
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: …
DeathNoteWatari:...0-0
pepe: DAMN IT WATARI
KunimemeSHakira: YOU BROKE IT
DeathNoteWatari: I'm sORRyYYYy ( ´A｀)
kai: Kindaichi, you just made shibayama cry…
Kindaichi: I have no shame
Kindaichi: That actually felt damn good to get out there
KunimemeSHakira is offline
DeathNoteWatari is offline
yoOky is offline
kai is offline
doge is offline
pepe is offline
fUCKunagq is offline
kazushitoNARUTO is offline
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline
Kindaichi: well
Kindaichi: shit
Kindaichi is offline
***** Chapter 6 *****
Chapter Summary
     shohei has some rather shocking gossip to share and kai is a very
     responsible young adult.
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fUCKunagq: GUYS
fUCKunagq: GUYS
fUCKunagq: Oh
fUCKunagq: mY
fUCKunagq: GoD
KunimemeSHakira: dude what
fUCKunagq: it's shibayama
kai: What? Did something happen to him?
fUCKunagq: no, nothing like that, but
fUCKunagq: you guys
doge: STOP SAYING GUYS
pepe:lol is this gonna be a running gag now
doge: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
fUCKunagq: I think shibayama’s secretly a girl
Kindaichi:what?!
KunimemeSHakira: wot
DeathNoteWatari: oho oho oho?
fUCKunagq: HEY, no stealing Kuroo-senpai’s catchphrase
fUCKunagq: anyways, back to the point
kai: Please do explain the meaning of this, Shohei.
fUCKunagq: well, today, after practice, I stayed late cuz I was waiting for a
friend to be done with some errands
fUCKunagq:and then I realized I'd forgotten my volleyball shoes in the locker
room
fUCKunagq: when I got there I expected it to be empty, but lo and behold,
someone was actually still there changing
fUCKunagq: it was shibayama, but he was wearing this sports bra thing
DeathNoteWatari: wait wait wait
fUCKunagq: and I was like HOLY SHIT
DeathNoteWatari: SHUT THE FUCK UP I MMAKING A POIN T HERE
Kindaichi: ok what is it watari
DeathNoteWatari: how do you know it wasn't idk
DeathNoteWatari: A GIRL
fUCKunagq: …
Kindaichi: …
kai: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
KunimemeSHakira: …
doge: …
pepe: …
pepe: u guys have no idea but I'm laughing my ass off rn
DeathNoteWatari: or no
DeathNoteWatari: wait
DeathNoteWatari: shit
KunimemeSHakira: we’re never letting you live this down
Kindaichi: not ever.
DeathNoteWatari: D: I know it was a little thoughtless but I tried
Kindaichi: if you ‘tried’ this badly during volleyball matches we would be
absolutely doomed
DeathNoteWatari: ;-; you know what just continue with the topic at hand
KunimemeSHakira: ok
KunimemeSHakira: so watari sure is a fuckin idiot huh
pepe: ikr what kind of girl changes in the boys locker room at 6 PM
DeathNoteWatari is offline.
kai: Shohei.
fUCKunagq: yes, senpai?
kai: What Watari said may have been rather airheaded, but I personally think it
was also very thoughtless of you to address something like this in a group chat
as large as this one.
kai: You should've taken it up with Shibayama first. He most likely is very
uncomfortable with this issue, and if any of this were to begin rumors, it
would be very bad for him.
fUCKunagq: oh
fUCKunagq: well thankfully everyone here is decent enough to keep this within
the group chat right
fUCKunagq: right guys
Kindaichi:yeah but dick move dude
pepe: hmm, I might tell Oikawa senpai
Kindaichi: Yahaba
doge: Yahaba
KunimemeSHakira: Yahaba
DeathNoteWatari is online.
DeathNoteWatari: Yahaba
pepe: kk I got it yeezus
kai: Either way, this issue should be addressed personally. I'll talk to him
about it, and see whether or not he's comfortable sharing this with others.
kai is offline.
pepe: wow.
pepe: he's actually kind of admirable.
KunimemeSHakira:I want to trade him for Oikawa senpai.
fUCKunagq: not a chance eagle fucker he's my senpai!!!
Kindaichi: lol eagle fucker
Kindaichi: I need to use that sometime
 
pepe:wait how did watari get here in time just to scold me ftw???
***** Chapter 7 *****
Chapter Summary
     Shibayama reveals his secret and a newcomer is added to the chat
< Back
                           the forgotten ones united
===============================================================================
kai is online.
yoOky is online.
kai: I'm back. Luckily, the issue has been sorted out, and Shibayama is willing
to forgive Fukunaga for this slip-up.
yoOky: yep! ^_^
fUCKunagq: fuck, im really sorry though shibayama D:
fUCKunagq: it won't happen again
yoOky: as kai-senpai said, it's okay. >v<’
yoOky: besides, I think it was about time I told somebody anyways.
Kindaichi: Ok, but before you start, let's all make it clear to Yahaba that
he's not telling Oikawa-senpai
pepe: hey I already said I wouldn't!! dont u trust me
DeathNoteWatari: well
KunimemeSHakira: ehhh
doge: lol like anyone would trust you
kazushitoNARUTO: ok ok guys we get it Yahaba is untrustworthy
pepe has been kicked out of the chat.
kazushitoNARUTO: so shibayama
kazushitoNARUTO: what do you want to tell us?
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Narita, add him back.
kazushitoNARUTO: sigh
kazushitoNARUTO has added pepe to the chat.
kai: Shibayama, are you sure you're fine? I can tell them for you if you want.
yoOky:no, no, it's fine, kai-senpai! thank you so much for talking with me
about it!
pepe: so what is it
yoOky: Well,
yoOky: The thing is, everyone, I was born a girl
KunimemeSHakira: called it
Kindaichi: :00000000
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ohhhhhhhh that explains a lot
fUCKunagq:woah, really?
yoOky: Yeah...it's weird, I know…
DeathNoteWatari: yeah! Like how even would that work I'm so confused
Kindaichi: SHUT UP WATARI
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari
doge: shut up watari.
kai: Shut up, Watari.
pepe: shut up watari
KunimemeSHakira: shut up, watari
fUCKunagq: sHUT UP WATARI
DeathNoteWatari: Okay, okay, I'm sorry :’/
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, and also, Narita, you forgot someone
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA has added keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA to the chat.
kazushitoNARUTO: :OOOO FUCCCCC IM SO SORRY KINOSHITA
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yOU FORGOT TO ADD ME TO A GROUP CHAT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE
BEEN FORGOTTEN
pepe: lol
Kindaichi: This is the most ironic thing I've ever seen
doge: well so is the fact that your dick is more gravity-defying than your hair
when it comes to Kageyama
Kindaichi: uncalled for, kyoutani
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait he don't even deny it?
KunimemeSHakira: oh, wait, right
KunimemeSHakira: we need to tell him all of the shit we've learned about each
other in this chat
KunimemeSHakira: well I have a huge crush on Ushijima from Shiratorizawa
KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi wants to bang Kageyama’s brains out
Kindaichi: why the fuck do you describe it like that I feel so attacked smh
KunimemeSHakira: shibayama’s trans
KunimemeSHakira:oh and Yahaba and Kyoutani are dating and constantly arguing
over who tops
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait they're gay doesn't that mean they both top and bottom
for each other
DeathNoteWatari: dude let's be real here there's no way the fangirls would let
it work like that
kai: ?? What are you talking about?
fUCKunagq: what fangirls?
pepe: do Kyoutani and I have a secret fan club that we never knew about??
pepe: wow I'm flattered
DeathNoteWatari: sigh
DeathNoteWatari:you know what forget what I said it didn't exist
 
 
 
Kindaichi: lol watari back at it again with the weirdo statements
DeathNoteWatari: don't forget what I found on your phone the other day
Kindaichi: =_= fine you win
Kindaichi: I take that back
KunimemeSHakira: >.> what was it watari
pepe: does he have tentacle porn on his phone
Kindaichi: fuck no I don't
DeathNoteWatari: that could be it but then again ;P
doge: no he probably got something worse
doge: I probably don't want to know
Kindaichi: it's not actually as bad as you're making it out to be you know
doge: then what is it
Kindaichi: it's a secret that's what
doge: then I don't believe you
Kindaichi: don't believe me then biatch
yoOky: I hate to interrupt, but just to clear this up...
yoOky: nobody's going to see me differently for being the way I am, right?
kai: Of course not, Shibayama. I'll make sure of it.
KunimemeSHakira: doesn't make a difference for me
fUCKunagq: cool with it here
pepe:if I tell anyone I'm going to be killed by all these other hoes in the
chat so
doge: I don't care
Kindaichi: im fine with it
DeathNoteWatari: I guess I'm not going to question it
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I care about and support you Shibayama. ^_^
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: there seems to be a lot of shit going on in this chat so
I'm really not surprised
kazushitoNARUTO: I'm cool with it
kai: Well, that settles it. You can be yourself around us no problem.
yoOky: thank you so much you guys!! (о´∀`о)
pepe: aww that's actually kinda cute
doge: (*´꒳`*) (≧∀≦) (〃ω〃)
KunimemeSHakira: oh my god he's jealous
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: woah
pepe: Kentarou don't do this
pepe: iM COMIGN OVER TO GIVE YOU A HUG
pepe is offline.
doge is offline.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wOaH
KunimemeSHakira: wow for once they're being an actual couple this is amazing
Kindaichi: they're definitely going to fuck
KunimemeSHakira: Probably
kai:Wait, aren't they underaged? I thought the age of sexual consent was 20.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, they're 16. It's not like they're babies. Besides, the
cops aren't going to be busting down their door and arresting them for underage
sex anyways.
kai: Fair enough.
Kindaichi: I'm betting 100 yen that they actually will get arrested
KunimemeSHakira: challenge accepted.
***** Chapter 8 *****
< Back
the forgotten ones united
_________________
pepe has sent a video [10:23]
pepe: boom
pepe: proof that I'm the one who tops, bitches
Kindaichi: OHMY G OD
Kindaichi: DONT CLICK ON IT
kai: Did you seriously record the entire round of sex that you and Kyoutani
just had so that we would believe you top?
yoOky: So glad I didn't click on it… ^_^’
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: jeezus this kind of devotion to proving it is way past
obsession
doge: yOU FUCKER IM GOING TO KILL YOU
pepe: angry now that I've won, mad dog-chan? (*^ω^*)
doge: DID YOU REALLY JUST COME OVER FOR THIS
pepe: hmm (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) and if I did?
doge: I can't fucking believe this.
KunimemeSHakira: oh shit he did not just pull out the proper grammar, spelling,
capitalization, and punctuation
pepe: cmon it's nothing to get emotional over ( ◠‿◠ ) we both got good sex in
the end
doge: You piece of shit. You even went as far as telling me you loved me just
to get victory over some shitty banter we were having
pepe: hey don't get like that I do love you
doge: Right. I need to go.
doge has left the chat.
pepe: aw don't
pepe: come on really
Kindaichi: damn, you asshole yahaba
KunimemeSHakira: tut tut tut no butt for a week probably
kai: If I were Kyoutani, I’d say a year.
pepe: hey it's not like he's actually upset about it
pepe: he's just always grumpy and short tempered, that's why Oikawa calls him
mad dog
yoOky: But sex is supposed to be special, isn't it? I don't think I would
appreciate it if my boyfriend used something so intimate and personal as a
weapon against me.
DeathNoteWatari: *snort* ‘But sex’
kai: Shut up, Watari.
yoOky: ?? I don't get it?
kai: Just...don't think about it, Shibayama, it's not important.
pepe: hey, I'm not using it as a weapon against him it's just a silly little
thing all in good fun
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ‘all in good fun?’ That doesn't sound like it's all in good
fun, and I don't think Kyoutani thinks any differently…
pepe: yeesh
pepe: ok ok so let's say he's genuinely upset with me for this
pepe: what am I supposed to do about it?
Kindaichi: Apologize
KunimemeSHakira: apologize
kai: Apologize.
pepe: kk fine don't start an entire chain jesus
pepe is offline.
Kindaichi: Hey Kunimi I'll bet a hundred yen that he's going to get yelled at
so hard
KunimemeSHakira: I'll bet that he'll be given the silent treatment
KunimemeSHakira: and if I win you don't need to give me a hundred yen but you
need to confess to Kageyama in person without brushing it off with a ‘jk’
Kindaichi: fine then but to balance it out I'll be bumping up a hundred yen to
a thousand
KunimemeSHakira: got it. No take-backsies?
Kindaichi: no take-backsies
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wow serious relationship problems and y'all are making a
bet on it?
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: can't wait to see Kindaichi confess tho so I guess I can't
complain
Kindaichi: bitch who says I'm confessing I'll be getting a thousand yen
kai: This bet thing is stupid, but I guess only time will tell before it ends
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: You're excited about it aren't you
kai: Can't lie, you've got me there.
pepe is online.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh shit he's back what's he gonna say
pepe: guys he's not talking to me what do I do
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Wellp
yoOky: ooooooh :0
fUCKunagq: looks like someone's got a love confession to make
Kindaichi: shit
KunimemeSHakira: and remember, no take-backsies
pepe: you guys made a bet on us didn't you
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yeah.
Kindaichi: I'm definitely going to kill Kyoutani next time I see him ( =_=+ )
KunimemeSHakira: ok but not before you make (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) your (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*) love (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)
confession
pepe: is nobody concerned about kyoutani’s feelings anymore
DeathNoteWatari: to be fair that was your fault so go make him feel better or
you'll end up crying on Iwaizumi san’s doorstep again because you got dumped
again
pepe: shit you know about that
Kindaichi: everyone knew about that yahaba
Kindaichi: Oikawa senpai literally has it in his gossip journal
pepe: h e h a s a g o s s i p j o u r n a l
KunimemeSHakira: yeah dude
KunimemeSHakira: for someone who cares about the senpais so much you sure don't
know shit
pepe: ugh whatever I'm going to go try talking to Kyoutani again
pepe is offline.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ...well
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: you know what to do Kindaichi
Kindaichi: ugh
Kindaichi: I'll go get this over with
***** Chapter 9 *****
Chapter Summary
     The first actually-written chapter in this book, yay!
     Kindaichi confesses.
Oh God...
Kindaichi could feel his heart pounding hard against his ribs, head fogging up
and nervous bile rising in the back of his throat. He forced it back down and
took a deep breath. His fingers opened up to expose his palm, only to clench
into a tight fist on his lap once more.
Open, close, open, close. It didn't help much in way of his anxiety, but at the
very least, it kept him conscious and distracted him from the icy feeling of
sweat that clung to his skin despite the air conditioning being on full blast.
He tried - the keyword being tried - to keep a calm facade, so as not to alert
the others in the quaint little cafe of his absolute terror.
Just to distract himself, he desperately grasped onto whatever random topic his
scrambled mind could come up with. And that topic just so happened to be the
plan that the others had formulated to make sure he confessed.
It was fairly simple. Ennoshita would invite Kageyama over to the cafe,
pretending he wasn't expecting Kindaichi to be here at all. Then, he would spot
the taller male, feign surprise, and suggest all three of them sit together.
Glancing over to the counter where the drinks and food were served, the shallot
head could see that the second year had been right. Today’s promo had drawn
many people in to line up for their order, and if one were to go and wait as
well, it would take an abysmally long time.
Which is why Ennoshita was going to be the one ordering coffee for the three of
them, thus leaving Kindaichi and Kageyama alone where he could still see them.
Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?! Ennoshita’s really going to just bring him
here and leave us alone. What do I say?! ‘Oh hey Kageyama, I know I said I
don't want to get all chummy with you before but the truth is I've liked you
for years now and I-- I want-- need-- have something important to tell you-- ’
He felt like bursting into hysterical tears right then and there, just so he
could let out all of the pent up emotion in his chest and ease the loud
pounding of his heart. Millions of images and scenarios were running through
his head all at once.
He imagined Kageyama being disgusted, getting up and leaving, calling him a
freak, homo, queer, pervert, I hate you, stay away from me, don't touch me--
But then, like someone had turned on a flashlight at the end of a dark hallway,
other images began to flood their way in.
He could see images of the noirette blushing at the sudden information,
stuttering as the timid words ’I love you too’ slipped their way past his lips.
In his mind flashed the video Yahaba had sent, and he could almost explicitly
imagine him and Kageyama in the others’ place. Incredible fantasies that he had
tried limiting to his nights alone trickled into his thoughts like water
through an unwanted hole in the bottom of the bucket.
Somehow, these thoughts made his heart race even faster, throat go even drier
than it did from the thoughts of being rejected and shunned by the one he was
in love with. He swallowed the huge lump that was ascending his throat, only to
realize that it wasn't the only thing that was rising up.
The sudden tightness of his loose jeans and telltale bulge in the denim told
him all that he needed to know, and he groaned out loud, slamming his head down
onto the table. That earned a few stares from the people around him, but he
couldn't care less at the moment.This was not the time for little Yuutarou to
be up. But maybe if he could just sneak over to the bathroom and deal with it
quickly before Ennoshita and Kageyama arrived--
The door to the cafe swung open, a bell ringing to draw attention to the two
newcomers.
I am so fucking doomed.
There, in all of their godforsaken glory, stood the deceivingly gentle-looking
Ennoshita and the slightly-less-resting-bitch-faced-than-he-remembered
Kageyama. It didn't take long for the former to find the red-faced shallot head
sitting a ways away.
I'm not ready. Jesus, I'm going to mess up and do something stupid as fuck.
“Oh, hey, Kindaichi!” Ennoshita casually greeted him, putting on a pleasantly
surprised act as he pulled a flustered Kageyama over. “I didn't expect to see
you here.”
The taller boy had to stifle the sharp ‘Go fuck yourself’ that threatened to
break its way past his tightly-sealed lips. “Oh. Ennoshita. How nice to see you
here.”
The youngest of the three seemed confused, looking between the two of them.
“Ennoshita, I didn't know you were good friends with Kindaichi.” he commented,
azure gaze sliding from the second-year to the tall middle blocker.
“We’re not really that close.” interjected Kindaichi before Ennoshita could so
much as open his mouth, “We just so happen to casually talk once or twice in a
while.”
“Oh. Okay, then.”
Kindaichi could sense it. They were about to fall into an awkward silence.
“Okay, you know what? Since we know each other anyways, you two can sit here if
you want.”
“No, it's fine, I don't want to intrude-- “
“Why, we'd love to!” An indignant yelp could be heard as Kageyama was pushed
down into the seat across from the turnip head by a still-sweetly smiling
Ennoshita. “Actually, I kinda want to get a drink. So, anything you guys want?
It'll be on me.”
Despite that, Kageyama took out a small coin purse and fished around in it for
a bill before handing it to the elder. “You don't need to, senpai. I just want
some milk.”
Although that statement wasn't exactly suggestive, Kindaichi felt a brief throb
in between his legs at the implications the word ‘milk’ had the potential to
hold. I hate you so much, testosterone. You can go jump off a cliff for all I
care.
Before he could be accused of being distracted, he pulled himself together and
hastily pulled some money out of his pocket before holding it out for
Ennoshita. “Just a water.”
“Alright then. It's gonna take quite a while, though, so sorry about that.” the
brunette gestured over to the long, slow line.
“It's fine.” Kageyama replied curtly.
When he was out of the noirette’s view, Ennoshita gave Kindaichi a small wink
before heading over to the end of the line. Just as planned, he and Kageyama
were now completely alone.
Okay, just breathe in, breathe out, Kindaichi. It'll be just fine. Kageyama
isn't that bad of a guy, he won't cruelly turn his back on you, even if that's
exactly what you did to him in middle school. Heheh. No. He definitely doesn't
hate you for it. After all, he did want to make up for his actions as the King
of the Court and become friends. Which you rejected too. But, it'll be fine,
just fine...
...ugh. He wanted to bury himself in the ground and never crawl out for all
eternity. God, please just erase my entire existence and be done with it.
Although he begged for it, deep down he knew God wanted him to suffer as much
as possible. And if They did, in fact, grant him his wish, They would probably
pull a Shrek Forever After on him and hell no, he wasn't going to go through
all of that shit.
After all, ‘it’s not ogre…til it's ogre.’ he quoted miserably.
“Um, Kindaichi?”
The shallot head nearly jumped out of his own skin upon the sudden interruption
of his thoughts. He scrabbled to regain his bearings on reality as he cleared
his throat and met the setter’s eyes.
No, they're not beautiful, Yuutarou, you don't want to stare at them forever,
just say what you want to say and be done with it…!
“Um, yeah?” he replied, trying his best to look fine despite his mental
breakdown.
“Is something wrong? You seemed kind of sad there for a second.” Kageyama
queried, looking much less unfriendly than Kindaichi was used to. The latter
cursed himself for finding this much more attractive than he should.
“Pfft, nah, I’m fine.” the elder of the two brushed it off, leaning back and
folding his arms in an attempt to look casual. “Besides, why do you care,
anyways?”
Shit. Now he sounded like a dick.
Hearing that, Kageyama’s brows furrowed, and he averted his gaze dejectedly.
Oh-- No, come on, don't give me the kicked puppy look, please--
“Just asking.” muttered the noirette.
Kindaichi gulped down the lump that was forming in his throat. Fuck his brain,
fuck his mouth, fuck everything.
“Er, no, that's not what I meant to say, I-- I meant-- “
Shit, now Kageyama was looking back at him a bit more hopefully. He couldn't
let his throat dry up now, not when his long-time crush was looking at him like
that.
“I…” he gave up and let out a sigh, shoulders sagging. “Okay, I give up. I'll
just get to the point here.”
This is it, this is it, oh my God, please don't fuck up.
It was almost like his entire life was riding on this very moment.
“Kageyama, I…” he tried his best to ignore the sudden lightness in his head,
the shivering of his hands on his lap, the loud pounding of his heart.
“...I...r-really just…”
He stood up, planting his hands on the table.
“I...I'm in love with you, okay?!”
Shit. He yelled that a bit louder than he should've. A few surprised gazes from
the surrounding tables rested on him, but only one really mattered to him right
now.
The pounding was louder all of a sudden, and he broke out into a cold sweat. He
couldn't breathe, he couldn't think, every single noise around him was muffled
to his ears. All he could see were dark grayish-blue eyes widening before him,
lips parting in shock, and nothing else seemed to matter until white dots began
to swim in his vision. Kindaichi didn't realize his body was tipping to the
side until Kageyama began receding from his sight.
He could've sworn he'd heard a muffled, ‘Kindaichi!’ before he hit something
hard and everything went black.
***** Chapter 10 *****
Chapter Summary
     kai: Shibayama, of course I’d be willing to do it with you.
     yoOky: You would?! ( O///O )
     kai: Oh, shit, I mean
     kai: I'm just saying it wouldn't set me off as bad as you think it
     will.
     KunimemeSHakira: get. a. room.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: so how it go
KunimemeSHakira: Did he pussy out or not
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well,
yoOky: Did Kageyama accept his feelings?
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: There's good news and bad news
DeathNoteWatari: are they having sex right now as we speak :o
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: nO
KunimemeSHakira: Ok ok bad news first
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: The bad news is, he passed out in the middle of the cafe.
kai: Is he alright?
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: The good news is, yes, he's alright.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: And yes, he did confess. Right before passing out, that is.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: HELL YEAH HE DID IT
fUCKunagq: I'm so happy for him :D
KunimemeSHakira: but the question is, does Kageyama like him back
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Do you think he had the time to answer
KunimemeSHakira: fair enough
KunimemeSHakira: so where are you guys now
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Kageyama’s house was the closest so we dragged him here
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Now he's passed out on the couch like a drunkard
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA has sent a picture.
DeathNoteWatari: holy shit is that a boner he's sporting
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, shit, I didn't even notice
kazushitoNARUTO: Kageyama has either not noticed or he's not addressing it out
of awkwardness
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: knowing Kageyama he probably legit ain't noticed
KunimemeSHakira: if you leave them alone for a while and watch from someplace
hidden Kageyama might reveal his feelings
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Nah dude, Kindaichi already fulfilled his side of the
bargain
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I think I should leave him to his own love life now
DeathNoteWatari: aww come on I want to know
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: shut up watari
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh, brb guys, he's awake.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ok guys lets all put in our two cents
DeathNoteWatari: wtf are cents??
kazushitoNARUTO: shut up watari
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: what do you think is going to happen between our two
lovebirds here
yoOky: Kindaichi and Kageyama were friends in middle school, weren't they?
It'll be like two childhood friends falling in love! ^_^
KunimemeSHakira: I wouldn't say friends so much as one being a complete dick,
and the other wanting to shut him up with a good old fashioned dick in the
mouth
kai: TMI, Kunimi.
KunimemeSHakira: right. Sorry
KunimemeSHakira: as for me, now that the hardest part is done, Kindaichi’s
definitely gonna pursue Kageyama till he drops. The stubborn fuck’s been
holding onto the same grudge for a year without letting up.
KunimemeSHakira: but, on the other hand, he is shit at flirting
KunimemeSHakira: in our second year he legit once told me he was going to buy
flowers on White Day since Kageyama gave chocolate from his mom to all of his
friends on Valentine’s Day the same year
KunimemeSHakira: like who dOES THAT ASIDE FROM PEOPLE IN CORNY ROMANCE MOVIES,
IT’s LIKE ‘oh hey gurl ily lemme give u this thoughtless gift of severed plants
that will die in two days’
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeezus
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: well I think if Kindaichi doesn't continue pulling his
weight Kageyama’s gonna be gone like poof
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: idk about you guys but I've only been on the same team as
him for a few months and he's the most awkward and dense little shit
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: even if he does like Kindaichi back, there's no way he's
gonna confess. he'd be way too scared to mess something up and he wouldn't know
what to say
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: so yeah
kai: I agree with you very much about that. I actually have a second year
kouhai that had a crush on someone else, but he was too shy to say anything,
even if Kuroo egged him on a lot. Luckily, that someone else liked him back and
happened to be very forward, so he ended up confessing before my kouhai did,
and they're now very happily together.
KunimemeSHakira: awwww
---- very large timeskip ----
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online.
Kindaichi is online.
kazushitoNARUTO: hey dude r u alright that took like hours
KunimemeSHakira: yaaayyyy you didn't pussy out on this one
fUCKunagq: good job!!!! :o
Kindaichi: wat u talking about
Kindaichi: my mouth tastes like broken dresms and my head feels shit
DeathNoteWatari: is he ok
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: We believed he got severely concussed because he hit his
head on the table when he fell. We took him to the doctor and it's been
confirmed.
Kindaichi: kill the doctor he dodntn give m ea lolipop
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: You shouldn't even be on your phone, get off.
Kindaichi: wELl exCUse mE, PRinCeSss
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Where is Kageyama? He was supposed to make sure you rested
and didn't do anything stupid.
Kindaichi: kagg is a hoe he cant’ do shit to mw
KunimemeSHakira: tbh this Kindaichi is the most entertaining thing I've ever
seen
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oh my God, I'm going up there.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is offline.
fUCKunagq: you can't see it but I'm laughing my ass off rn
Kindaichi: why are you laugubtn st my mjsery
kazushitoNARUTO: because your mjsery is funny
Kindaichi: no fuck you
Kindaichi: go to the h ell
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: apparently he's gonna need to stay awake the next 24 hours
kazushitoNARUTO: what tf is he gonna be like with both a concussion and a lack
of sleep
Kindaichi is offline.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA is online.
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Ok, I've dealt with him. =_=
DeathNoteWatari: aww come on he was so funny
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari.
DeathNoteWatari: is ‘shut up watari’ seriously going to be a meme around here
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yes.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah
fUCKunagq: yep
kai: Yes.
yoOky: I guess…
KunimemeSHakira: yerp
kazushitoNARUTO: ya
DeathNoteWatari: i think i'll just not be surprised by this and go cry in a
corner ;-;
fUCKunagq: rip
fUCKunagq: there is only one seijoh currently in the group chat now
KunimemeSHakira: nooo bring back kindaichi
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Sorry, no can do. Using electronics is gonna make his
concussion worse.
KunimemeSHakira: oh wait
KunimemeSHakira: now that I think about it, where are Yahaba and Kyoutani
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: they haven't been online since Yahaba did the thing
yoOky: Huh. I hope they're ok. ( ◠ ^ ◠ ‘)
kai: I’m sure they are, Shibayama. They just need to talk things out a bit is
all.
yoOky: I guess… :<
KunimemeSHakira: jesus you two need to fuck already I'm being killed by the
mushiness
yoOky: EH?!
kai: Kunimi, that's not funny.
KunimemeSHakira: oh no I'm being serious
KunimemeSHakira: y’all better go grab some condoms and rent a room at a love
hotel before I die
kazushitoNARUTO: wow first it was Kindaichi being pushed by mad dog’s threats,
and now it's Kunimi being pushed by kai and Shibayama’s almost-romance
yoOky: Oh, nonono, there's nothing romantic between the two of us! 0v0;
yoOky: Besides, you all know he's gay, and I have girl parts, it's not like
he'd want to do it with me anyways…
kai: Shibayama, of course I’d be willing to do it with you.
yoOky: You would?! ( O///O )
kai: Oh, shit, I mean
kai: I'm just saying it wouldn't set me off as bad as you think it will.
KunimemeSHakira: get. a. room.
***** Chapter 11 *****
Chapter Summary
     doge has left the chatroom.
     pepe: FUCK
     KunimemeSHakira: oh man he's giving you the cold shoulder?
     pepe: oh, no, he's actually been blaring love songs from outside my
     window OF FUCKING COURSE HES GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Jesus it's been weeks how come Kyoutani and Yahaba aren't
even reading the group chat messages.
Kindaichi has joined the chatroom.
KunimemeSHakira: KINDAICHIIII
DeathNoteWatari: AYYY UR BACK
Kindaichi: Yeah, finally recovered. Gonna be going back to school tomorrow.
What did I miss?
KunimemeSHakira: oh no honey what did WE miss
KunimemeSHakira: how did Kageyama reply to ur confession
Kindaichi: oh my god you're still on about that
DeathNoteWatari: tell us tell us tell us
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I don't think I'm gonna even stop you guys, I'm curious too
Kindaichi: piss, really? Ugh
DeathNoteWatari: come on ur not on ur period or anything right
Kindaichi: IM MALE I DONT HAVE PERIODS
Kindaichi: but he didn't accept my feelings, fyi
Kindaichi: he's not comfortable enough to start a relationship with me
KunimemeSHakira: ouch.
Kindaichi: well I mean it's not like I've been super friendly towards him this
past year or anything
Kindaichi: it's only now that I've ever even shown him anything aside from
bitterness and anger, so he probably got insecure about me
Kindaichi: im such a fucking idiot
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Oof. Even over text you sound sad.
KunimemeSHakira: i’m sorry, dude
Kindaichi: jeez can we just not talk about it? I expected him not to like me
back anyways
DeathNoteWatari: aight, it's fine if u don't want to talk about it
DeathNoteWatari: but are you going to try being friends with him or
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari.
KunimemeSHakira: shut up watari
pepe is online.
DeathNoteWatari: GASSSSPPP
DeathNoteWatari: YAHABAAAAA
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Dude, where have you been?
pepe: guys I need your help
Kindaichi: gee what with
Kindaichi: I'm guessing it's Kyoutani
pepe: yeah yeah great fuckin job sherlock want a medal?
pepe: but really help me plz
KunimemeSHakira: oh shit he actually said please
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: What exactly are you going to be asking of us?
pepe: i just need a way to get kyoutani to talk to me again
DeathNoteWatari: oh? wow this is the first time you've ever expressed any
genuine emotion other than smug
KunimemeSHakira: so u really do love him and ur willing to make up for ur
mistake
pepe: yeah yeah blah blah blah mushy stuff can you just help a brother out like
u did with kindaichi
Kindaichi: uh actually now that i was forced to confess, having a crush on
kageyama hurts more than it did before
Kindaichi: long story short, i’m kinda the only reason why he doesn't want to
date me
pepe: oh jeez
doge has joined the chatroom.
pepe: KYOU
doge has left the chatroom.
pepe: FUCK
KunimemeSHakira: oh man he's giving you the cold shoulder?
pepe: oh, no, he's actually been blaring love songs from outside my window OF
FUCKING COURSE HES GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: So, what can we do to help?
pepe: well, I haven't thought of anything good yet tbh
pepe: but I just wanna know if you'll be helping me for sure
Kindaichi: please distract me from my pain
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Of course I'll help! We're friends now right?
KunimemeSHakira: I'll help since Kindaichi's going to be edgy the whole time
and there's no one else to be the fun person
DeathNoteWatari: hey what about me? D:
KunimemeSHakira: anyone who still uses that emoji is a tacky bitch
***** Chapter 12 *****
Chapter Summary
     oh my god I haven't updated in so long I'm so sorry you guys
     ---
     Kindaichi: u make it sound like we're gonna kidnap him lmao
     pepe: YES good idea Kindaichi lets do it
     Kindaichi: wait what no
pepe: ok guys game plan how do we do this
Kindaichi: how do we do what
pepe: get Kyoutani to not be mad at me anymore
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Okay, but why'd you do the thing you did in the first place?
It was a stupid idea to begin with.
pepe: well I just
pepe: didn't think he'd react so badly
keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: well gee whiz that sounds dandy and believable doesn't it
pepe: shut it crowfag
keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: wow that's rude do u want our help or not boi
pepe: ugh
pepe: yes sorry ok
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Kinoshita, please no being a dick when we're discussing
things like this.
keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: ugh fine ur no fun
kazushitoNARUTO: oh man there's so much drama
kazushitoNARUTO: and all because I created a group chat for the unpopular
people
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Shut up Narita
keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: shut up narita
DeathNoteWatari: shut up Narita
kazushitoNARUTO: oh come on even watari?!?!
DeathNoteWatari: fuck that feels good
pepe: shut up all of you I'm trying to think
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: JUST CLOSE THE PHONE AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR REGRETS ON THE
TOILET SEAT OR SOMETHING
pepe: pLZ JUST HELP ME COME UP WITH IDEAS TO GET HIM BACK
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: JUST APOLOGIZE. I DOUBT HE WANTS OR EXPECTS ANYTHING ELSE
FROM YOU BECAUSE HE IS A BETTER BOYFRIEND THAN YOU ARE
pepe: TRUST ME IVE TRIED HES AVOIDING THE FUCK OUTTA ME
Kindaichi: why r u bitches talking all caps
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: idk tbh yahabs just being an idiot
pepe: I just need some fckucking help ok
pepe: I don't want to lose him
DeathNoteWatari: awwww
pepe: shut up watari
kai: Well, I'm not against helping. It would be depressing for all of us if
Kyoutani were to break up with you and make you mope around forever.
pepe: if he breaks up with me I'll make sure to put my loud ugly crying on
audio chat for months
Kindaichi: hoe we can just kick u for being an annoying lil shit
pepe: no u won't only narita has that power
Kindaichi: then we can leave the group chat
kazushitoNARUTO: nobody is leaving darling
kazushitoNARUTO: if u try I'll personally go over there an fuk u asshole
pepe: BITCHES UR GETTING OFF TRACK
Kindaichi: I'll strangle u to death with ur own condoms try again hoe
kazushitoNARUTO: if u try I'll seduce Kageyama and grossly make out with him in
front of u every single time we meet
Kindaichi: problem is not even a prostitute would want ur stinky prune dick,
let alone kageyama
pepe: NOBODY CARES WHO KAGEYAMA WANTS TO FUCK
kazushitoNARUTO: yeah he sure didn't want yours
Kindaichi: shut the fuck your mouth
eyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: Oookay, now that that's over with let's just get back to the
topic of Yahaba’s issue here
pepe: YES THANK YOU
pepe: tbh all I really need is to get him alone somewhere he can't escape
Kindaichi: u make it sound like we're gonna kidnap him lmao
pepe: YES good idea Kindaichi lets do it
Kindaichi: wait what no
Kindaichi: that's not what I meant
pepe: I'll pay all of you two hundred yen plz
kai: Although this method is a little concerning to me, I'll call Fukunaga and
Shibayama. We’ll see what we can do to help.
keyNOSHITaAaAAaaaA: oh boy this is going to be a shitstorm
***** Chapter 13 *****
Chapter Summary
     HOLY SHIT IM LATE IM SO LATE I APOLOGIZE EVERYONE
     SCHOOL IS SUCH A BITCH AND IM DYING OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION
     ---
     KunimemeSHakira: WAHAHAHAH I FINALLY GOT TO PUNCH FUCKIN KYOUTANI IN
     THE FACE
     pepe: ok there were better ways to go about that but I guess I owe
     you guys my thanks
     pepe: kyou and i r now back together so uh yeah
     pepe: thanks
If someone were to ask Kyoutani how he was feeling at this exact moment, the
first thing that would come to mind would be ‘super.’
--super fucking pissed off.
Now, Kyoutani was a very patient person and hardly ever got mad…
...no, that was actually a lie. His everyday was basically him trying not to
kill a bitch or two, lest the law arrest him for it and prevent him from
playing volleyball. Everybody had the uncanny ability to piss him off one way
or another, but those bastards Kindaichi and Kunimi definitely took the cake
today.
Alright, maybe Kindaichi pissed him off a bit more than Kunimi. Because, of
course, who wouldn't get mad if someone threw a tampon at your head and yelled
‘It’s ya friendly neighborhood tampon supplier, supplying free tampons for
those with a monthly subscription to Satan’s Waterfall?’
Naturally, being the ferocious hound he was, Kyoutani gave chase. And he sure
as hell wasn't going to let that damned shallot walk this off unscathed. Not
even if he had to chase him halfway across the entire Earth. Not that he would
need to. They were only at the gym, and Kindaichi already seemed to be slowing
down.
He bared his teeth in a triumphant grin, when--
“Shit, sorry about this, Kyoutani.” a familiar monotone voice said, sounding
contrarily none too regretful.
Wait, what--
He felt someone’s fist collide his head, and the blackout was immediate.
…
..
.
The unmistakable smell of infirmary greeted Kyoutani’s awakening, head spinning
and body freezing from the AC despite being covered by the thin white blanket
of the infirmary bed.
He wasn't given much time to ponder how exactly he managed to go from chasing
Kindaichi’s ass down to laying half-conscious in the infirmary. No more than a
few seconds after he sat up, a familiar voice that he dreaded hearing nowadays
made him freeze up.
“Kyou…”
Oh, no. No fucking way he set me up just to get me alone like this.
Immediately, he threw the covers off of himself and made for the door, but a
sudden grip on his arm tugged him back. He was thrown back onto the bed and
held there to struggle madly until he eventually tired himself out.
Breath ragged, he glared daggers at the face above his, set into a firm frown.
“Let go of me.”
“No. We have things to discuss.”
“I don't understand what you're saying. There is nothing I want to talk about
with you.”
“Jesus Christ, Kyoutani, how long are you going to keep this up? Are you
planning to ignore me forever without talking things out? And over one little
video?”
“That one little video was supposed to be something we kept between us, not
broadcasted to a group made up primarily of people we barely even know.” the
blonde snarled. “I’d just rather not hang around a guy who up and fucked over
my privacy, without my consent and over one silly little game.”
Yahaba shut his mouth as his own words were used against him, teeth sinking
into his bottom lip and shoulders stiffening.
Thoroughly unamused by the taller male’s lack of a fight, Kyoutani let out a
small ‘tch’ and sat up. He shook off Yahaba’s grip and marched over to the
door, only to have his arm grabbed once more.
“...for fuck’s sake, let go of me already--”
“How do I make it up to you?”
“What?”
“If you're not willing to talk to me about this, how and when can I make you
forgive me?”
The smaller of the two growled, attempting to pull his arm away, but the
brunette’s grip on him only tightened. “Well? Answer me, or I'm not letting
go.”
“I just want you to leave me alone.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“So you're breaking up with me.”
Kyoutani stopped, brow furrowing. He turned to scowl at the other teen. “That's
not what I said and you know it.”
Yahaba’s grip was much looser now than it was before. “Then what are you
saying? Are you just going to leave me hanging forever?”
The troubled look on the setter’s face sparked some semblance of guilt in the
blonde’s gut, but he was quick to stifle it in a fit of stubbornness.
I don't want to forgive him yet, he thought childishly.
“If I forgive you now, you're just going to laugh this off and do something
stupid again.” Kyoutani grumbled.
“Well, it's been a month. I think I’ve had plenty of time to mope over this.
How much longer to I have to beg for your forgiveness for you to listen?”
“Maybe after you quit being a jackass.”
“Then I won't be a jackass anymore. You don't need to forgive me
now...just...just stop running away from me. I have feelings too, you know?”
Kyoutani felt himself stiffen when arms gently slid around his waist, a warm
chest pressing against his back. The hold around his arm was gone.
No, he's not going to convince me so easily, I don't want him to think he can
walk all over me--
Yahaba’s chin rested on his shoulder, and he felt his heart flutter. The
brunette’s warm breath tickled Kyoutani’s neck as he spoke. “...I missed
hugging you like this. You're still warm and soft as ever.”
Inside, the wing spiker was screeching in panic, feeling his heartbeat go
haywire. His resolve was crumbling, and he cursed himself for being so weak.
God damn it…
Finally giving into temptation, he leaned back into the embrace, hesitantly
allowing Yahaba to place small, fluttery kisses to the side of his neck. Any
words he planned to say died on the tip of his tongue, and his throat
constricted against his will. He didn't want to admit it, but he'd found
himself craving this touch far more than he would have wanted himself to.
Silence dominated the room for some time. Neither of the two boys wanted to
speak, lest the moment be ruined, and they just stood there, reveling in each
other’s physical comfort.
However, one of them did need to speak up eventually.
“...so, if I do perhaps take you back, hypothetically, what happens if you do
something shitty again? Are you going to own up to it, or am I just going to
have to add our break-up to Oikawa’s gossip journal?”
“Fuck, even you know about that?”
“He uses it as blackmail. Don't ask.”
“Hmm, well, there are a number of ways I can think of to make it up to you.”
The sultry purr of Yahaba’s tone made a shiver run down Kyoutani’s spine, lower
regions twinging.
“I’m being serious here,” the bottle blonde snapped, trying desperately to keep
the usual bite in his voice from wavering.
The chuckle that came in reply made a familiar and somewhat welcome annoyance
rise in his gut. “Right. I'm sorry, Kyou. Tell you what - if I do something
stupid as this again, I'll let you top. No lube. Rough as you want. Does that
sound good to you?”
Kyoutani’s eyes widened, face warming up. He side-eyed the other male, slightly
suspicious. “Y-You're not just joking?”
Yahaba lifted up one of his hands, fist completely closed aside from his pinky.
“I promise. If this promise should ever be broken, I'll cut off my pinky.
Okay?”
Hesitantly, Kyoutani lifted his own hand to entwine his pinky with Yahaba’s.
“Okay.”
…
..
.
pepe is online.
Kindaichi: Oh shit yahaba how'd it go
KunimemeSHakira: WAHAHAHAH I FINALLY GOT TO PUNCH FUCKIN KYOUTANI IN THE FACE
pepe: ok there were better ways to go about that but I guess I owe you guys my
thanks
pepe: kyou and i r now back together so uh yeah
pepe: thanks
DeathNoteWatari: awwww <3
DeathNoteWatari: wait hold on a fucken second why wasn't I involved in this?! I
could've helped ;-;
pepe: shut up watari
***** Chapter 14 *****
Chapter Summary
     KunimemeSHakira: if i never get to date Ushijima and had to choose
     the way I want to die, I would want it to be by strangulation.
     Strangulation between Kindaichi's asscheeks as I eat him out with the
     last of my meager, withering strength.
     fUCKunagq: what kind of ecstasy are you high on right now
yoOky: I'm so glad Kyoutani and Yahaba have stopped fighting… (´∀｀)
kai: Agreed.
yoOky: So what now? Are there any other problems in this group chat that we
need to solve?
KunimemeSHakira: yeah, the fact that you and kai still haven't fucked
kai: Kunimi, you seriously need to let that go. As I said, I'm just trying to
be as supportive as I can to my kouhai. Nothing else.
fUCKunagq: ur never this nice to me kai senpai
kai: Are you currently trying to adjust to the fact that people you barely know
are aware of one of your deepest secrets?
fUCKunagq: no..
kai: That's good. I guess you don't need my support then.
fUCKunagq: ok ._.
yoOky: Um, well what about Kindaichi? He's still kind of depressed over
Kageyama.
KunimemeSHakira: oh right his unrequited love
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Actually, it might not be.
KunimemeSHakira: ohohoh??
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I'm not sure if Narita or Kinoshita have noticed it, but
Kageyama’s kinda been...off, lately.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: oh yeah didn't he walk straight into the wall that one time
and just stand there for a few seconds before running off?
kazushitoNARUTO: oh I remember that
kazushitoNARUTO: how about when he sat in the corner for like fifteen minutes
for no reason and got all startled when Tsukishima tried to get his attention
Kindaichi: ok but what does that prove about him liking me back
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, think about it. What else would he be mulling over,
coincidentally a short while after he turned you down?
Kindaichi: it's been more than a month shouldn't we be letting this go
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: it's a lead we're willing to take child, as long as there's
a chance
Kindaichi: oK but why do you even want to help me
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Because we are incredibly bored.
Kindaichi: figures
KunimemeSHakira: besides we already have watari we don't need another lame ass
here
DeathNoteWatari: so mean D:
KunimemeSHakira: see do you catch my drift
KunimemeSHakira: nobody uses that emoji anymore
yoOky: Okay, I don't think you need to be so mean to Watari… (^_^;)
KunimemeSHakira: ugh. ( =-= ) whatever u say, mom.
kai: Kunimi, don't be a dick.
kazushitoNARUTO: anyways
kazushitoNARUTO: what kind of elaborate plan do you think we should use this
time
KunimemeSHakira: well the last plan seemed to work just fine
doge: I want to be the one to punch the Karasuno setter in the face
pepe: no you're not punching him in the face
doge: fuck u
pepe: only if I manage to hurt you again baby ;)
Kindaichi: ew
DeathNoteWatari: aw
Kindaichi: EW
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: STay on track you sluts.
Kindaichi: how can I be a slut if I never got laid u walnut
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ( =_=+) Do you want me to make you dickless and ensure you
never get to?
Kindaichi: actually I could just bottom
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: I could also cut off Kageyama’s dick. Still sure?
Kindaichi: have u ever heard of strap ons t( ◠‿◠t )
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: …(=====___=====) Let's just discuss what we'll do next to
alleviate my boredom please.
KunimemeSHakira: wait but you could have argued that there were strap ons in
the first place
KunimemeSHakira: so...does that mean...
KunimemeSHakira: :ooooo dOeS kINdaIcHi iS tAK es iT Up tHe AsS?!?!!11
kai: The sheer spelling and grammar of this one text took me at least an entire
ten minutes to process and understand.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: but u replied in one
kai: Shh. No stressing the small details.
yoOky: Well, anyways…
yoOky: ...DO you take it up the ass, Kindaichi? ( 0 ^ 0 )
Kindaichi: why is that even a question
Kindaichi: i’m gay it goes both ways
KunimemeSHakira: so he does
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Why is this even a conversation. How did we get here? We
should be coming up with a plan on how to get Kindaichi his boyfriend.
DeathNoteWatari: if I recall correctly, it was you who called me, Kindaichi,
Yahaba, and Kyoutani ‘sluts’ and triggered the shallot head
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Watari.
yoOky: Anyways, I think it makes sense, to be honest.
kai: ? Why do you think so, Shibayama?
yoOky: Well, if it weren't for the fact that he's pursuing Kageyama, I think
Kindaichi would definitely be a bottom.
KunimemeSHakira: tbh yeah
Kindaichi: wait why
KunimemeSHakira: you got the personality AND the ‘personality’ for it
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Those were the same?? Two??? Words????
fUCKunagq: u put three question marks after the word ‘two’ and it ticks me off
somehow
KunimemeSHakira: what I mean by ‘personality’ is that he's thicc, u fhoken
noobs
KunimemeSHakira: with kindaichis thighs and ass it would be a waste not to sit
on someone's face
Kindaichi: uh excuse me? ( >_>;)
KunimemeSHakira: if i never get to date Ushijima and had to choose the way I
want to die, I would want it to be by strangulation. Strangulation between
Kindaichi's asscheeks as I eat him out with the last of my meager, withering
strength.
fUCKunagq: what kind of ecstasy are you high on right now
Kindaichi: don't you have Ushijima’s dick to drool over? Why are you talking
about doing the kind of stuff a top would do? ( =_= )
KunimemeSHakira: who said I was going to bottom ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fUCKunagq: ...I think I legit got chills from that
Kindaichi: well what about if I were to fuck kyoutani? WHICH I WOULD NEVER EVEN
IF IT COST ME MY LIFE, but hes definitely the one who gets fucked all the time
doge: dude I knock you over in matches like ur a tower made of fuckin twigs
doge: even if u didn't want me to I could stick it to u anytime I wanted, WHICH
I WOULD NEVER. But you get my point.
pepe: damn that's hot
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Yahaba, nobody wants to listen to you being gross, shut up.
pepe: fuck you too u single bitch
Kindaichi: last time I remembered, that's called rape, Kyoutani, and you'd get
arrested for that shit
doge: not if they don't find the body
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: this just gets weirder the more you read it I'm outta here
***** Chapter 15 *****
Chapter Summary
     twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following
     Kindaichi around, what was his name again?
     Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit
     fUCKunagq: P A N I N I
     KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick
     kindaichi
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
fUCKunagq: hEY look who I brought
fUCKunagq has added twometerfootlong and GuyFieri to the chat.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: who tf are these people why are more people coming to the
chat
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Shut up, Kinoshita, you were added late too.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: :(
Kindaichi: ok but who are they
fUCKunagq: I realized there were more guys like us here in miyagi so I added em
:3 not gonna lie I wanted more but I couldn't get their numbers
fUCKunagq: twometer is the two meter tall guy from kakugawa and guyfieri is
datekous giant ass setter that looks like an angry bird
KunimemeSHakira: wellp Kindaichi it was fun while it lasted, but you are no
longer the tallest in the group chat
Kindaichi: ok
GuyFieri: oh Kindaichi ur here!!! Hi!!!!
twometerfootlong: hello.
Kindaichi: hi Koganegawa, hi Hyakuzawa
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait Kindaichi ur friends with these guys??
Kindaichi: yeah we kind of went to the imitation youth training camp together
GuyFieri: i really had to whip this shortie into shape, right hykuzawa?
Kindaichi: uh scuse me bitch
twometerfootlong: actually if I recall correctly, you kept getting wrecked by
him in our two on two matches
GuyFieri: (. A. ;) no I didn't
twometerfootlong: yes you did.
GuyFieri: nO I didn’T
twometerfootlong: yes
Kindaichi: you
twometerfootlong: did
DeathNoteWatari: woah how the hell did you guys do that?
KunimemeSHakira: Kindaichi actually has other friends how am I going to get the
booty in my last dying moments if I have compEtITioN
KunimemeSHakira: also I was at the same training camp no hello for me?
twometerfootlong: oh, you're that one guy that was following Kindaichi around,
what was his name again?
Kindaichi: yeah I think his name was panini or some shit
fUCKunagq: P A N I N I
KunimemeSHakira: i swear if i could i would punch you in the dick kindaichi
GuyFieri: lololol anyways what is this group chat for
kazushitoNARUTO: basically, we're constantly overshadowed by our teammates so
we made a group chat to vent about our problems
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: We stray further and further from God’s divine light each
day.
twometerfootlong: wait then why am I here I'm literally the only one that
attacks in my team
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah well all of the other teams forgot about you long
enough not to add u until now so you're one of us boi
twometerfootlong: that doesn't make any sense
kai: Yes.
twometerfootlong: no
kai: Yes.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Okay so as you guys did me, let's fill the noobs in on
everything that's gone down in this hellhole
fUCKunagq: I wanna do it
eyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Okay, go ahead Fukunaga.
fUCKunagq: To summarize everything, Kai-senpai and Shibayama are highkey in
love but in denial
yoOky: I've already said it many times, it's not like that!!! (>\\\<)
fUCKunagq: Shibayama is also trans btw
fUCKunagq: everyone is basically gay if you guys are not then you're wrong
Kindaichi: don't worry I checked firsthand in training camp they're definitely
into guys
GuyFieri: yes but as it turns out the guy I like is in love with someone else
twometerfootlong: same
Kindaichi: =_= you guys are not in love with me we had a threesome ONE TIME
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: wait what
KunimemeSHakira: wait wHAT
DeathNoteWatari: this entire time I thought you were a virgin but you actually
had a threesome
DeathNoteWatari: A THREESOME
doge: wow I feel sorry for the two guys he slept with
Kindaichi: go fuck Yahaba ugly
doge: at least I didn't get swamped by suitors and still get rejected by the
one guy I like
Kindaichi: -_- now that's just below the belt dude
GuyFieri: rejected? Does this mean...we have a chance after all?? (о´∀`о)
Kindaichi: no
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: Well, you might if our next plan to try and get him and
Kageyama together fails
twometerfootlong: Kageyama? As in that black haired setter who tosses to the
little orange guy?
kazushitoNARUTO: sounds about right
twometerfootlong: wait I thought you hated him Kindaichi
GuyFieri: yeah I remember that one time you said you want to beat him the most
Kindaichi: that's cuz he used to be an asshole so I decided I'd beat him at
volleyball
twometerfootlong: wow ok
fUCKunagq: so to continue on with my explanation, Yahaba and Kyoutani are the
resident power couple
fUCKunagq: when they're both in the chat at the same time they cannot go two
seconds without grossing us out
doge: well at least we have sex lives
GuyFieri: Jesus the salt
fUCKunagq: Kindaichi, as you gentlemen know, is in love with Karasuno’s genius
setter and we are currently formulating a plan to get them together
twometerfootlong: oh fuck of course he's a genius how do we compete with him if
he's smart
Kindaichi: you don't compete with him aT ALL that's how u compete with him
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: actually Kags is a fuckin idiot he's just got really,
REALLY precise tosses
GuyFieri: fUCK
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: ??
yoOky: What's wrong? . ^ .
GuyFieri: gtg I got this stupid dog sitting job
Kindaichi: dogsitting? =~=
GuyFieri has sent a picture.
GuyFieri: see doesn't it look retarded
Kindaichi: oh god it's terrifying
DeathNoteWatari: dude you do realize Kindaichi has a phobia of dogs right
GuyFieri:
GuyFieri: shhhhhh
DeathNoteWatari: :<
yoOky: Wait. Hold on a second. I have an idea!
kai: What is it, Shibayama?
yoOky: What if Kageyama and Kindaichi were to take on Koganegawa’s dogsitting
job on the next shift? They'd be alone together for a few hours!
Kindaichi: okay but you're missing one crucial detail
Kindaichi: IM TERRIFIED OF DOGS
kai: All the better. Kageyama will be there with you, right? Take the chance to
get all touchy feely with the excuse of fear on your side.
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: yeah kageyama loves dogs anyways he'll probably be all over
it and it wont give two shits about u
Kindaichi: if Kageyama's attention is constantly focused with the dog, then
what's the point of me being there
yoOky: Well you could always just wait for the dog to go eat or something and
get him alone upstairs.
DeathNoteWatari: we all know what happens upstairs between two horny teenagers
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kindaichi: in a strangers house?? (=_=)
twometerfootlong: you know, if he feels uncomfortable you guys probably
shouldn't force him
Kindaichi: yes thank you
KunimemeSHakira: okay but what if I were to tell you I would treat you to
grilled corn for the next week
Kindaichi:
Kindaichi:
twometerfootlong: no Kindaichi don't give in
Kindaichi:
Kindaichi: k fine but only two hours with the dog and I'm out
keyNOSHITaAAaAaaaA: YASSS
twometerfootlong: ffs
Chapter End Notes
     So uh hey guys, just a lil explanation of what I'm gonna do for each
     pairing arc.
     Basically I'm gonna have two written chapters for them, one that is
     pure interaction and the other which contains smut. So, eheheh, you
     can imagine what comes next chapter.
     Also, I'll be putting a bonus kyouhaba chapter afterwards, so stay
     tuned for that! :3
     As always, fuck means sex and sex means love, so fuck you all and
     have a great day!
     ~ Moire
End Notes
     And so commences our tragic tale of woe.
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     So, as always, fuck means sex and sex means love, so fUCK you all and
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     ~ Moire
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